Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Dandiya Raas, anyone?

This appeared in Asian Age...
                            Who’s ready for a round of Dandiya Raas…?
Navratri is round the corner, and there must be feverish activity in Modi-land. But I wonder how locals will celebrate these nine days of feasting and festivity given the somber mood in Gujarat right now? Is anybody ready for Dandiyaa Raas ? Or will the dhols be silent this year? And will the dhoklas remain uneaten? There are far too many party poopers pouring cold water on planned celebrations. And one wonders: has the time for divine justice, finally arrived? Events of last week have confirmed what ought to have been evident years ago . But now that  Gujarat’s disgraced cop and encounterwalla, D.G. Vanzara is singing like a canary (popat?) from his prison, there is no place to hide. Provided we are interested in paying attention to the jailed cop’s explosive accusations. The timing of his candid revelations is undoubtedly suspect, according to critics. Who cares? In this case, content is king. And truth is more important than lousy timing. Is the suspended IPS officer (DIG) lying or not? That should be our sole concern. The Modi show has been steadily gathering momentum and Modi’s rocket speed rise to the top has happened (“Modi is so dynamic… he is the only person who can pull our country out of the mess… look at what he has done in Gujarat… he is so organized…he means business…. even the foreign press is saying so”). But, as the Gujaratis themselves say when all else fails, “ Javaa do….” In other words, “ Let it go…”  Moral issues, be damned. They would like to bury Godhra and carry on like nothing major happened in 2002. Is the rest of India ready to forgive, forget and move on?  Young voters are in a total flap : No Modi. No Rahul. Then, who?
Well, the dice is loaded against Modi right now. The final straw was the arrest of a perverted ‘Godman’ called Asaram Bapu. With Vanzara connecting the dots as only a cop can, and clumping Modi with the depraved Guru (“Why didn’t Modi save Asaram?”), we now have a tricky situation to deal with. Heaven knows how many more dirty secrets will emerge from this scandal, but one thing is clear – Modi’s band baaja baraat moment is temporarily on hold. Shrewdly, Modi has been quick to announce his decision to serve Gujarat till 2017! No suicides reported so far! Vanzara has cooled his heels for seven long years in jail ( along with 32 other cops), charged with extra judicial killings (read : staged encounters). These seven years , he claims, were spent in cleaning up his soul, thanks to the spiritual guidance given by his Guru ( Asaram). Vanzara has suddenly woken up to the startling discovery that his ‘God’ ( Modi) has feet of clay. With his strongly worded 10 page letter spelling out his disillusionment with Modi and Modi’s henchman Amit Shah ( BJP campaign head in Uttar Pradesh), Vanzara has drawn attention to the netas’ complicity in the encounter killings. He accuses Modi and his men of more or less ordering loyal cops to go forth and murder (“ we simply implemented the conscious policy of this government.”). But Vanzara himself expresses zero regret for what he did ( if he had moral issues, he could have resigned and exposed Modi back then). Modi and Shah will no doubt pooh pooh Vanzara’s letter. They will probably declare him insane and recommend psychiatric treatment. If the Congress also decides it isn’t worth its while to invest in Vanzara, he will rot in  jail , and soon, everybody will forget about his existence. Disowned and discarded by his political bosses, this self-styled ‘desh bhakt’ will become another minor irritant, a pesky mosquito, easily swatted by his mighty opponents. He himself may become the victim of a mysterious encounter in prison. And that will be the end of the story.

For a police officer to be in such a sorry position is indeed a shame. But for that same man to admit he has been Asaram’s ardent disciple for years, is a bigger disgrace. The Godman’s dirty trail in India has not changed over the decades ( remember our desi Rasputin, Dhirendra Swami, and his absolute hold over Indira Gandhi?). Today, there are several Asarams running the God business like an industry. Their track records are pretty similar. There’s no business like God business in this part of the world. And if one digs a little deeper, nearly all the top ‘Gurus’ plying this trade have criminal records. But such is our pathetic surrender to humbug , we refuse to take action against their known criminal activities.Why? Because all of them have powerful political patrons. It’s a convenient arrangement. And there is one hell of a lot of money involved. Money that is rarely accounted for, much less audited. Those ‘ashrams’ ( super luxurious palaces) are protected by private armies that keep outsiders at bay.  It is inside these very ashrams that unspeakable crimes are committed. Yet, nobody dares to move against these fake Gurus. Insulated and protected, these villains in robes continue to cheat the gullible . Asaram’s case could be the turning point in India’s fight against so-called Holy Men and Women.  Most start their lives as petty thieves, small time conmen, serial molesters, till they move up the ladder by preying on powerful people in search of  spiritual salvation. Vanzara was one such believer/ sucker, who was convinced he’d be saved by Asaram …and Modi. Vanzara killed in the name of religion. That’s his ‘alibi’. He also killed because he was instructed to do so by his political mentors. Today, Vanzara has been deserted by both  -  the netas he did it for, and the Godman he believed in. It’s all over for Vanzara. There are many more villains like the jailed cop. But there is only one Narendra Modi. What do we do with him?

6 comments:

ekta khetan said...

Lolz...Wonder what else is left for India to see now.

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Unknown said...

So...I'm confused. Are you for or against Modi? As far as corruption goes, Modi isn't the first and he certainly won't be the last? So, why hold him up to a higher standard?

Anonymous said...

Let me put the whole thing in perspective with the clinical precision of an investigative journalist with loads of common sense.

As a journalist, I was sickened – just as my good friend Atal Behari Vajpayee was when Godhra happened.

I remember clearly the pained expression on his face when he said to telly cameras:

Iskey baad, duniyaa ko main kyaa aur kaisey moonh dikhaaoonga?

[After this, what kind of countenance would I be able to show to the world and how would one be able to do so at all?]

That was 2002.

Since then, Modi has been going from strength to strength.

An entire Muslim enclave voted for him virtually – in an overwhelming 98% majority in local body polls.

The average Gujju – Hindu, Muslim, Parsi, Christian … you name anyone, is undoubtedly saying, જો ગોધરા હત્યાકાંડ પુનરાવર્તન આ સ્થિતિમાં દરેક એક માટે ખર્ચાળ સાબિત થાય છે. વધુ આગળ અમને દો, કૃપા કરીને!

[Repeating the Godhra massacre is proving costly to everyone in this state. Let us more forward, please!]

That is why Modi has won thrice.

Then there is DG Vanzara and his so-called confessional letter.

I would read the following into his statements.

1. Some deal was promised to Vanzara by those close to Modi. It did not happen owing to some misunderstanding.

2. Vanzara is tired of being inside a prison.

3. He holds Modi and Amit Shah [who may even have orally given the orders for the mass murders, in the worst case scenario] more guilty for his [Vanzara’s] sorry plight than those who lost their lives.

4. Vanzara wanted his promised compensation – whatever that had been.

5. Being sort of sure that compensation isn’t going to happen, from the prison, he perhaps approached the other side – like the Congress or some political bête noire working for the downfall of Modi.

6. Till obtaining the statement, the other side obviously promised heavens to Vanzara.

7. Now, the die is cast. Vanzara has blamed Modi lock, stock and barrel.

8. The other side has succeeded in its quest. If it has not paid Vanzara a penny till now, the other side will pretend not to know Vanzara. The dialogue would be: The job is done. Poor fellow, he did not get the money … so … there are many in this world who get gypped. Bechaara bewaqoof banke, phans gayaa Vanzara. Aaj who pappu liquid oxygen mein dubaaney kaa prayaas ho rahaa hai. Liquid uskee naak mein dam karkey marney kee majbooree paidaa kar rahee hai … lekin oxygen usko zabardastee zindaa rakh rahee hai!

9. And then the cop admitted to being a disciple of that bundlebaaj Ass Ram!

In a nutshell, the testimony of Vanzara, who has admitted to wrongdoing, is not worth a burnt out match because the deeds were done by him.

And if I were to be Modi, I would go public with this and say:

I have always respected the law of this nation.

I will not lift a little finger from now on in this matter in my defence.

Let the courts decide whether they would want the progressive state of Gujarat to slip into total chaos on the issue of a religious divide over what had happened over a decade ago and risk the possible mayhem by sending me to prison. This is regardless of the fact that I am not pleading guilty at all. I insist I am innocent of all wrongdoing. I will do what the Bapu Gandhiji did in Champaaran during the freedom struggle and submit to a justice system loaded against me – due to machinations of those who are against the progress of Gujarat first and the people of India next. If chaos and mayhem is India’s Karma engineered by the handiwork of a few lakeer kay fakeers … who am I to stop it?

That would shut everyone’s mouth but for singing Dandiya songs.

All this does not mean I support Modi.

All this not mean that I am saying Modi will surely win.

I am only saying if anyone has a chance of beating the Congress due to its own follies, it is one Narendra Modi.

That is where the buck has stopped … for now.

Anonymous said...

Talking of Godmen, the biggest money spinner of them is never quedtioned. Of course he is not into sex rackets but financial manipulation needs a serious investigation. Empire runs in to billions of dollars parkrd in trusts run by Sri Sri family. A 10 day visit to Bangalore ashram can set you back by Rs25000. No receipts no audit. No details of welfare activities; only generalities like hundreds of schools, relief work during disasters, no specific examples. I think for NGOs accounts have to be made public. The latest addition to the cult business is Sri Sri himself claiming that he can perform miracles like charging of cell phones by placing these in front of his photo, replacing the lost mobile phones, representing God himself to waiting devoties, etc.

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