Sunday, June 22, 2014

An era of Shuddh Hindi Romance coming up...?

This appeared in Sunday Times
    An era of  Shudh Hindi Romance coming up…?
 Perhaps, I should have written this column in Hindi. I have nothing against Hindi. Or any other language for that matter. In India, we have 22 official languages to choose from. Each one of those languages is rich and profound. Most Indians possess impressive language skills and can communicate reasonably well in four or five languages. Hindi is just one of them. So is English - our chutneyfied version of  it - which deserves official recognition as an Indian language. Apart from our mother tongues, many of us are fluent in at least  two more languages. This is an enormous national asset. Hindi has not been declared India’s national language so far.  And regardless of what the political class assumes, Hindi is neither spoken nor understood beyond North India. Even in Maharashtra where I live, Hindi is, at best , a second language after Marathi. Since both languages use the Devnagiri script,  people can read simple sentences without too much difficulty. That’s not the case in other States.  Mumbai has its own version of  spoken Hindi , popularly referred to as ‘Bambaiya’. This is street speak at its most colourful with a vivid use of  racy colloquialisms. I find ‘Bambaiya’ totally ‘Jhakaas’ – and I challenge anybody to come up with a shuddh Hindi substitute for that delicious exclamation.
Which is why, it is awfully annoying to note that the new government, while still taking baby steps managing our vast country, is sending out a few directives that are entirely out of sync with the mood of the nation. Take the recent Home Ministry order instructing government departments to stick to Hindi on social media platforms – sorry, this is not going to fly. Why the hell should someone who does not use Hindi as a primary language be compelled to express himself / herself in it? This smacks of an insidious attempt to gradually impose Hindi as THE language across India. And that , is not going to be accepted by a vast majority of Indians. DMK Chief, M. Karunanidhi stated as much when he said, “ This amounts to an attempt to treat Non-Hindi speakers as second class citizens.” Jayalalithaa has written a letter of protest as well. Government departments are manned by people from all over India. Their official accounts on social media are accessed by anybody and everybody interested in following what’s going on in the corridors of power. Why should such communication be restricted to Hindi? To counter argue – why not Bengali? Tamil? Urdu? Telugu? Why should Hindi alone be given this special status? NDA allies are unhappy, and so are many Indians, who believe in national integrity.
The real fear isn’t about the domination of Hindi in a country that is blessed by such a multiplicity of complex languages and dialects (over 2,000 and still counting!). For six decades, we have functioned just fine with our crazy khichdi of assorted linguistic flavours enhancing communication. Language is about reaching out and embracing differences of all kinds. Language is about expression and influence. Language is fluid and fantastic. It evolves organically and changes with each generation making unique contributions to it. There are other ways to ‘unify’ India, surely? Every language has its own unique cultural identity and status. It creates and occupies its own special space in history. Hindi is a beautiful language. But In India we are fortunate enough to have many, equally beautiful languages. It is important to respect linguistic diversities and not allow any one language group to overshadow the rest.  Let’s get this straight – all languages are equal in a democracy.

The new government has started off on a positive note with many worthy programmes and projects. For the ‘achhe din’ to continue, a re-look at some recent initiatives is urgently required. From the sacking of Governors to the stubborn refusal to deal firmly with Minister of State Nihalchand Meghwal ,  there have been significant missteps that cannot be easily overlooked.  The expectations riding on Modi’s government may be unrealistically high – but this Sarkar is obliged to live up to them, given the overwhelming mandate it has received. The ‘D-Word’ – Development – is a deadly one. It cannot be seen in isolation to mean economic development alone. Giving Hindi precedence over other languages (English included), could lead to resentment and hostility, divisiveness and suspicion. The most common fear being : It’s Hindi today. What will it be tomorrow? That’s a legitimate enough concern. Perhaps, the  new sarkar was merely testing the waters to gauge the response to the ‘Hindi Only’ instructions. Instead of looking ahead and hastening the globalization process via easy and accessible communication systems, we will be taking ten steps into the past. India could do with a massive dose of positivity and patriotism after a decade of fragmentation, frustration and chaos. Why not start by leaving the language option open to users? Otherwise, there will be many who’ll accuse the sarkar of  ‘ullu banaoing’ citizens by trying to push Hindi down their throats. Nahi chalega! Nahi chalega! Yeh dil maange more – language-wise and otherwise.
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This appeared in Mumbai Mirror
Will the real Nihalchand please stand up?
One of the most cowardly lines in government lingo is “We’ll look into the matter.” When this annoying line gets tossed around while a 20-year-old woman is running from pillar to post fighting for justice… and quite possibly, her life, just hearing those meaningless words makes our blood boil. Because we know what the phrase actually means – it means zilch! Illey. By the time the authorities get around to ‘looking into the matter’, the traumatized woman may just be dead. That’s how bad it is. That’s how callous it has always been. Except, this time the narrative is different. It involves a Minister in Narendra Modi’s newly formed cabinet. It is he who is being accused of rape by the victim. And while he runs away from the media, refusing to respond to the charges, there is a bunch of inept BJP spokespersons ‘looking into the matter’. While these chaps continue to look, Nihalchand Meghwal, Modi’s Minister of State for Chemicals and Fertilisers, calmly cools his heels and buys time, waiting for his political mentors to bail him out. And, no matter what outraged citizens feel, the brazen Minister will not step down! Worse, party bosses are backing him all the way.
On Arnab Goswami’s Newshour, a certain Mr. Rao suggested this was a case of mistaken identity and that the woman, who was 17 years old when she was repeatedly raped by – get this – 17 men, had got it all wrong!  He also insisted that the Nihalchand named by her, was a different Nihalchand - not the Minister! He went on to make the most preposterous comments about his co-panelists, audaciously saying some of us were ‘hallucinating’. Stuck with the lousiest job on earth (defending a colleague accused of rape and intimidation), Mr. Rao also dug his own grave in the bargain. Even assuming all of us were on hallucinatory drugs that night, what could Rao have said to save the Minister’s butt? The story is sordid enough, if true. According to the charges, a tender 17- year-old bride’s husband – yes, husband – pimped her to friends and influential people, in return for favours. Allegedly, the girl was drugged during these encounters and forced to oblige. When she did file a  police complaint against her tormentors, the case was closed and her charges dubbed ‘false and fabricated’. Ditto happened at the District Court. It is only after she filed a review petition that an additional district judge issued notices to Meghwal and 16 others.
 Once that happened, the story changed dramatically. The woman now claims the Minister’s goons come to her village every day to intimidate and threaten her. She says the Minister has offered her a job and large sums of money to delete his name from her complaint. Let’s take the most cynical scenario here, and assume the woman is lying through her teeth. Let’s give the men the benefit of the doubt and feel sorry for them. Let’s accept they could have been framed. Should the imbroglio end there? No way, Jose. It’s too late for that now. One of them is a liar. Which one? The woman is poor and to all appearances, fighting a lone battle against powerful men pitted against her. Their lives aren’t under threat. Hers is. What is the truth ? “ Let the courts decide” is the other cliché one hears over and over again. Given the snail pace of justice, that could take twenty or more years.  The woman will be 40- years- old by then. Nobody will remember the case or even the Minister’s name. Perhaps, that is the intention – to tire out a victim till someone either drops dead, or runs out of physical/monetary resources to pursue the case.
Most times, women facing sexual exploitation (whether within the family or outside it), are made to feel responsible for the abuse and placed on the backfoot. Terrorising a victim into silence is easy. Generally, it is via threats to her person. This case is murkier still, since her husband is involved. This is not all that uncommon. There are any number of  pimp-husbands in Mumbai ( Bollywood , corporate India, Police and other government agencies), who are notorious for  exploiting their wives. Nobody talks about it openly. But everybody knows who they are. We have men in Parliament who are complete rogues – bigamists, serial adulterers, paedophiles, black mailers and worse. Nihalchand’s will be one more case that will be ‘looked into’ eventually… if ever. Meanwhile, a 20-year-old victim has been asked by the cops if she can name witnesses and provide accurate dates when the alleged rapes took place!
 You decide who is hallucinating / concocting/ fabricating material here….while anonymous authorities promise to ‘look into the matter’.
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This appeared on the NDTV blog...
                               It’s not about Preity alone…
That’s the damn problem with celebrity spats – the personal becomes more important than the larger issues raised. When such spats involve a beautiful and brave former ‘Bollywood star’, who is facing a slow and painful fade out, and a volatile rich man, who happens to be a former lover and current business partner, it’s a made-for-media story all the way. The easiest thing to do with all the juicy material flying around is to dismiss it as a high profile lovers’ tiff, as certain journos with deeply vested interests have tried to do. Once you reduce the case to nothing more serious than a former girl friend’s public pique at being dumped and possibly replaced by a younger, hotter woman,perspectives change and opinions alter. In Bambaiyaspeak, it becomes another flippant Bollywood ‘lafda’, worth milking by scoop- famished mediawallas .  It also makes Zinta look bad. Perhaps, that’s the whole idea. Preity is being projected as either a ‘poor thing’ who can’t handle rejection, or a neurotic, high –pitched , out of control woman chasing publicity at any cost. This is grossly unfair to Zinta. As it would be to any other woman caught in similar circumstances.
Let’s be honest : It takes guts to file an FIR against a powerful person who has allegedly been abusive in public. Abuse is abuse – verbal, physical, sexual. This is not a fight between equals. Pitted against Zinta is a wealthy, well connected, individual. Zinta will find herself increasingly isolated, not just by her own film industry colleagues (evasive!), but even by those in her social circuit. That’s Mumbai. Zinta is no longer regarded as a force to reckon with in Bollywood – she has made too many professional mistakes - turning a flop producer being the latest. That’s how it goes in the movie business – a female star is only as valuable as her last week’s box office collections. Most fans will find it difficult to recall Zinta’s last commercial hit. Becoming the part owner of an IPL team that narrowly missed the cup this season, has ensured a certain level of visibility.But the debacle that took place at the stadium on 30th May, and which is dominating media space right now, will only erode whatever is left of the PZ brand. India is not terribly kind to strong willed, outspoken women who are dubbed ‘trouble makers’ if they dare to raise their voices, especially against men. Zinta is such a woman. In the past, she has bravely stood up to pressure tactics by being the only witness to stand by earlier statements against the Indian Mafia in the notorious Bharat Shah case of  2003.Today, she’s at the centre of another ugly controversy and is being hauled over the coals across social media platforms.  Why not let the cops get on with their job? It must be noted that Zinta has not accused anybody of  molestation –sexual or otherwise. Her lawyer has sensibly relied on a Supreme Court verdict which specifies that the real test is whether an action “shocks the  sense of decency of a woman.”  If  Zinta was indeed called a “fucking whore”, a “ fucking bitch”  in the presence of several people inside a stadium,as she claims, and reminded of the fact that she is just a ‘bloody actress’, one would think it definitely qualifies as a fit case that must have shocked her sense of decency – as it would, any woman’s. And since Zinta’s ‘class’ was also allegedly questioned in the exchange, it is appropriate to point out that generally it is the abuser who displays his / her true class….not the victim!

19 comments:

Haddock said...

All said and done I think as of now, the Indians speak better English than the English do.
Like you said "Why not start by leaving the language option open to users?"

Latha said...

I'm sick & tired of this politics of language divide. If you leave it alone, people might continue with english or any other language they are comfortable with & the govt will have to toe the line. Nobody in Tamil Nadu cares for this kind of politics. In fact they hate the PMK, DMK etc & voted them out because "their children are always studying in the convent". Get that right Shobhaa. These are selfish people who want to keep their people illiterate while educating their own children in convents & not in tamil medium schools. Period.
Regarding Nihalchand's case, yes. There had been too many rape cases involving m(s)inisters & we are fed up with all this rowdy gundaism to put it mildly. What about the husband ? Why nobody is talking about arresting him ....punishing him etc ? Is it still a man's world ? You should've mentioned about the Suryanelli case in Kerala where a 16 year old daughter of a post master was abducted from school, drugged & raped by 42 men for 40 days. According to the doctors who examined her later, her private parts were so ruptured that a mere touch in these areas would induce blood. The State High Court 'looked into the matter' & acquitted all of them except one claiming that the girl had consensual sex with all of them ! To the extent of falling sick beyond redeem & rupturing her private parts ? Consensual sex ? If so why did she go to court with her meager resources ? Needless to say the judges went scot free. P J Kurien, the CONgress minister is a free man today thanks to the CON shielding him. Shashi Tharoor's wife Sunanda tharoor, Natwar Singh's daughter in law Natasha Singh & Yediyurappa's wife died under mysterious circumstances & we don't even know whether the cases are still alive ! This happens across party lines. "Boys are boys. The girl also should be punished in a rape case for foisting false cases" are the words of ministers people elect.
As far as Preity - Ness mess is concerned, I'm surprised that nobody is willing to see what Preity did in the Garware Pavilion in Wankhede stadium. She is the co owner of the IPL team thanks to Ness Wadia. They both have equal number of seats in the pavilion. But to 'teach him a lesson', she made all her friends sit in all the seats & refused to give a seat to him, his sisters or his mother who was made to stand for 20 mins thanks to Preity's arrogance ! Is this the culture in army circles ? Is this the way their daughters are taught to respect senior citizens ? It was a very cheap way of saying, "If you will ditch me for a younger girl, I'll make your mom stand in the pavilion. I'll occupy all the seats illegally & 'teach you a lesson'". I'm sorry. Bollywood will not support this. (Karan Johar: It's all about taking care of your parents). Preity should've handled her private affairs in a more matured manner than turning it into a cheap saas bahu soap opera. I might get bashed up for this. But I want to tell the truth as it is. 'Feminism' is not opposing everything that men do & hiding every provocation of women. You have said that you are a humanist. In that case you should've seen the faults on both the sides.
BTW, what is the meaning of Illey ?

Unknown said...

We dont know what is the equation between them. One cant support or blame because it seems both are wrong and both are right.

I think some are suffering serious inferiority complex and so they want to take revenge on English and those who want to use English.
Ask Sridevi of English Vinglish fame.

Anil Kumar said...

To assume that these Bollywood sluts are descent women will be stretching it too far. They are immersed in the western culture with the what they talk, how they dress or behave in public. This bollywood institution has destroyed the quality of people generated in this country...and results can be heard in UN...these ladies in pursuit of endless money have sold their body and helped in making India a criminal country. I don't see anything wrong if a whore is called a f&&$^ng whore or any other name...No sympathies for such bajaru ladies...

Unknown said...

Campa Cola. If the building is safe, why to demolish it? Impose a hefty fine on the residents and allow them to retain their homes. Or retain some storeys so that atleast some will be saved. It is heartbreaking to see the women crying. Only the poor and the middleclass know what it is to lose their home, perhaps their only home. Many cant afford another home. For a woman, a home is her place of worship, her 5 star hotel, her place of creativity, her place of peace. So many memories are associated with a home lovingly nurtured. I pray that some miracle will save all those residents who lose homes due to natural calamities and other calamities.

Latha said...

@ Unknown. I agree with you fully. Campa cola residents & people in similar plights of losing their homes must be relieved of their trauma though this has no relevance to the topics here.

Unknown said...

Latha, Shobhaa tweeted about Campa Cola. So I responded here as I have no twitter account.

V said...

People's romance with Hindi: Naah! These people are control freak in general.
Rape Case: It happens almost always in India that the people who believe in "Jiski Laathi Uski Bhains" whenever sense any kinda expose or court's unfavorable verdict against them, they apply everything under the sun to save themselves!
Preity Zinta is bold, no doubt about that. She proved it earlier also and has every right to protect her dignity. People in this patriarch society who talk filthy about such a women are victims of inferiority complex! Pity on such people!

saralhindi said...

Writing/teaching Hindi in Easy Regional Script or Roman script.

Why not write/teach Hindi if imposed upon in India’s simplest Nukta and Shirorekha free Gujanagari(Gujarati) Script? If Hindi can be written in Urdu or in Roman script then why it can’t be done in any easy regional script?

All languages derived from Brahmi are equal in the eyes of Indian people.However as per Google transliteration, a Gujanagari seems to be India’s simplest script next to Roman script resembling old Brahmi Script.

In order to maintain two languages script per state, People may learn Hindi in their state language script through script converter or in Roman script.

Most who try to promote Rajbhasha Hindi in other states know English very well but try to deprive others from learning English and don’t provide general knowledge through wiki projects via translation /transliteration in Hindi. These are the same Sanskrit pundits who deprived common people from learning holy Devanagari script for years.

Most Hindi states students get their education in two scripts while regional states students are given education in three scripts.Why?

Why can’t regional states students learn Hindi in India’s simplest Nuktaa and Shirorekhaa free Gujarati script or in their state scripts ?

See how many Devanagari scripted languages are disappearing under the influence of Urdu and Hindi being sister languages.
Why not preserve regional language script by writing /learning Hindi in regional script using Hindi grammar and regional words.
India needs Indian-ized Hindi than Sanskritized one.
In internet age all Indian languages can be learned in India's simplest nukta and shirorekha free Gujanagari script or in our chosen script through script converter.

Since Hamaari Boli /Hindustani doesn’t have it’s own script , it can be written in any easy script? See how easy it is to learn/write Gujanagari letters through English letters

ડ/ટ…………….ક (k),ફ(F), ડ (d) , ઠ (th), હ (h), ટ (T), ઢ(dh), થ(th) પ(P), ય(Y) , ખ(kh), ષ(sh)

R/2……… ….. ર(R), ચ (ch),સ(S), શ(sh), અ(A)

C/4…………….ગ (g), ભ (bh),ઝ (Z), જ (J) ણ(N), બ(bh) લ(L), વ(V)

દ …………..દ(D),ઘ(dh),ઘ(gh),ઈ(ee,ii), ઈ(I,i), છ (chh)

m………………મ(M)

n……………….ન (n,N),ત(T,t)

U………………ળ(r,l

India needs simple script but Let the people of India decide what’s good for them.

Are there nuktaa in Sanskrit Script?

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/sanskrit.htm

See the Loan words in Hindi from Persian and Arabic.

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/hindi.htm

India’s simplest script.

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/gujarati.htm

Prefered Roman scheme:
્,ા,િ,ી,ુ,ૂ,ૅ,ે,ૈ,ૉ,ો,ૌ,ં,ઃ
a,aa,i,ii,u,uu,ă,e,ai,ŏ,o,au,am,an,ah

http://iastphoneticenglishalphabet.wordpress.com/
saralhindi.wordpress.com


Thanks,

Ken

Divya Virmani said...

Good article on PZ drama. She kinda made it obvious that she's hungry for some hoo-haa in the media so that she can get her foot back in the industry. Her last film flopped heavily and she's not even seen in social events or award functions.

But hey, any publicity is good publicity. Who knowns, how many movies she must have signed during this mess!

Unknown said...

It is a sad reflection that PZ case was taken full newshours on english channels while a train accident and other things took a backseat. In this respect Starnews, Zeenews, the hindi versions did better.

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Unknown said...

Shuddh hindi romance.
reminds of the film Chupke Chupke where dharmendra speaks shuddh hindi to please Omprakash.

Yeshey Dorji said...

Dear Shobhaaji,

You think Narendra Bahi is ‘ullu banaoing’ Indians? Consider that Narendra Bhai wants my countrymen to learn Hindi too. What would you call that? I wrote about it on my blog:

www.yesheydorji.blogspot.com

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reeta sharma said...

et tu shoba, suggesting that priety is doing this because of pique that she was dumped for a younger and prettier woman, the realtionship ended five years ago.
i think its got more to do with the way she was treated during and after the relationship by nadia and his family, that she was not good enough
etc etc
lets hope priety gets justice and she is not sidelined etc

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