Stop! Don't answer. Why force anyone to lie.... act polite .... and say, "Oh Yessss!" I'm not fibbing when I say I missed you.... missed this space. No excuse. Just one of those Never on a Sunday thingies. Meaningless, really. Not as if I observe the Sabbath, or was doing something exciting. Or was I ? Well... that depends on whether or not you find watching Mallika Sherawat 'exciting'! She's one gutsy creature, and I love her for it. Smart, too ( heard her on cnbc, and not once did she say,'ask mummy,'). Why then does she act in such dumb films? I went to see That Mughal -e- Azam nonsense just for her. And I was not disappointed - by her. She is incredibly hot, with a near perfect bod ( like Malaika Arora's... but more voluptuous). She acts better than Rahul Bose ( at least in this turkey), and sizzles more than Bipasha Basu in the Lucky Boy item number from BAH.BUT SOMETHING VITAL IS CLEARLY MISSING FROM THIS RED HOT STAR'S RESUME. It's called a HIT. Why?? Any answers?
If you ask me, MAXIM has got its ratings completely wrong. Deepika P IS THE 'SEXIEST WOMAN ON EARTH?' Are they kidding me? She would not win a Miss Dombivali contest - no figure, no sex appeal, no looks. I mean.... look at her closely. Go on... jawline? Too wide. Eyes? Bulging. Hair line? Untidy. Speech? Verni. Sure, she is graceful and can act reasonably well. But she ain't hot! She is not MAXIM material. Plain and simple. It's like Playboy bunnies and impressive chests. You don't make the cut unless you wear a D+ cup. Maxim falls into the same category. Just like a Sonam Kapoor or a Soha Ali Khan (unclad and airbrushed in risque lingerie) just don't cut it in the sex appeal stakes, neither does sweet Deepika, who is like a Kori roti - it needs fiery chutney to spice up the taste. Mallika is the entire masala ka dabba on her own. Huge difference.
But we all know how these so-called polls work. How easy-to-fix they are. It is all about the money, honey. Is anybody fooled? Naah.