Salman's show

Watched the most expensive show on air right now, and thought to myself, " They are paying this cutie 90 crores for this?? What are they thinking?" It is not even 9 C's. Monotonous, boring and lacking in sizzle. Plus, the guy gets to keep his shirt on! Come on.... do you really want to see Bad Boy Sallu in a strange velvet jacket that only croupiers in Las Vegas wear in public?
He needs many things if the show has to work - and those include a stylist, script writer and a brand new idea. Salman may have the best vanity van in the business. Maybe they should shoot a very different sort of show in it??
Am off to meet an Aussie lady whose idea of fun is to trek in the Himalayas. I envy her stamina and spirit. I love the idea of trekking. If only there were modern loos en route?? Oh.... I notice the reviews for 'Sex..." are pretty mixed. Love and Labels are what women want, right? I'll let you know after the show. Have advised my husband to take a sleeping pill. He loathes chick flicks. And his idea of sexy footwear for the ladies does not include CHOOS!